Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no oh
dear.
Somehow, somewhere sometime (well, now, actually. Yes. Now.) you made a wrong turn and got turned around and spun around and lost your way and ended up
here?
We suggest you go back the way you came. As soon as possible.
Don't ask how a person who has lost their way can be expected to turn around and go back the way you came because of course:
how could you?
Would you go left? Or turn right?
Or just slump down right where you are and cry into your soup?
Did someone say soup?