This just in from Radio City Music Hall. Apparently the spirit of P.T. Barnum is alive and well and living in the body of somebody at Rockefeller Center. I can hardly believe what I'm typing but, yes, Charlie Sheen, is taking his rant live and taking it on the road. Here's the promo copy:
Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES 18+ OVER
My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option Show is coming for you.
I'm going on the road. LIVE. Will there be surprises? Will there be guests? Will there be mayhem? Will you ask questions? Will you laugh? Will you scream? Will you know the truth? WILL THERE BE MORE?!?! This IS where you will hear the REAL story from the Warlock. Bring it I dare you to keep up with me.
Yes, kids, the day has finally come. Reality TV has made the leap from small screen to live theatre. And apparently thousands of us are dying to purchase a seat with a view since additional performances have just been added "due to popular demand."
What next? Somebody pinch me, please.