May I please go off-topic?

I have an essay in the November issue of FRONT, "Deutschlands Premium-Magazin für metrosexuelle und schwule Männer" (Germany's premium magazine for metrosexual and gay men). Unfortunately for most readers of Extra Criticum, I wrote it in German, so you won't really be able to read it unless the Powers That Be (hint, hint) allow me to translate it into English and post it. The catch: It's about the election, not the performing arts...

But it looks awful purty: click here then scroll down to p.9